IMAGINE: May 2008

Friday, 30 May 2008

Baileys and a neighbourhood watch wannabee

BAILEY'S

Me, James, Jim, Sam and Dan went to Baileys house on Wednesday night.
It was funny as fuck. There were a few beers and a bit of jimmy about.

Trampoline time. YEY!

Backflip on a spazz ankle WTF!

Bailey hasn't tagged onto the fact Jim is in Tekken mode is about to kick the flannel out of that shirt.

HAHA. Sam all wayswants to look his best.

Its out of focus yeah but its fucking funny.
Its me and Jim punching Bailey and Sam fake style.

SPPPAAAAZZZZZZZZ.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i could not stop laughing at this.

Check mah teef.

"It looks like someone has called you and your turning and saying what" cheers James for making me look like an utter spack.

Old man steez. I like how the nose is wobbly.

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Went to Kimberly, BRAP BRAP.
Seen bere mans and hoes and skated dem streets, innit.

Proper organised innit.

This is a remake of the classic banana eating Bailey when we had broken down on the way to skeg but its doritos this time.

Yes i match and yeah James is back on his board killing it with the shuv tricks bless him he sucks at S.K.A.T.E at the moment cus mum says hes not allowed to do flip tricks.

Right we wet to the school but then this neighbourhood watch wannabee came and told us toget off or he would ring the cops, he was nice about it but he could of just let us skate, Jim was proper hating on him and when Jim starts hating you better get your crew.

Bailey(Jerry HSU) ripped his jeans even more.
Someone buy him some new jeans he will appreciate it loads.

Dan thought he was cool buy getting in through his sunroof.

Then he got stuck haha.

And even more stuck.

He finally fell into his car but he fucking broke his sunroof

They fixed it though, i could of helped but i was blogging haha good excuse.

THHHAAANNNKKKYYOOOOUUUU.
for reading this keep checking back cus its proper better than anyone elses blog.
I.S.K.

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

Dans Jew Nose!

I found this photo today from the night at Ben's while sending Dan all his photo he needs to look at and figure out how much more a puff he can turn into haha.

This blog was just to show off that if u get to the right angle you can give Dan a Jew nose.
He doesn't have one really but its cool to see him with one.

RAIN RAIN RAIN!

Oh dear the day wasn't what we wanted.
Me and Dan stopped at Bailey's house on Monday night and woke up to it still being wet and constantly pissing it down. It was like monsoon season.
We fought in the morning cus we were bored, Dan got windolene in his eyes haha and i got strangled and couldn't talk haha.
The plan of the day was to go looking for undercover spots after stopping off at MacDoncalds.
Pykett lent us his new mini DV camera so we could film som suff but we only really filmed stuff that can be used in skits and promos but it was fun. got some gaps filmed but that was it.
Dan was letting us smoke in his car all the time which was nice of him.

It looks nice and bright outside but i just overexposed the photo. The PS2 didn't work either so that sucked balls.

After finiding and skating a cool undercover spot with a gap and getting kicked off, but we did get told we could come back but we didn't, we went looking for wood to make a mani pad with but resulted to Bailey showing us his horse wispering skills, hes really good.

He found out through wispering hat the horse smokes drum, so we rolled him one and had a relaxed chat.

The horse couldn't bare us leaving. Bailey gave it a nice stroke goodbye.

Tis was the pallet we robbed. Dan couldn't see shit out the back, it was all about the side mirrors or we would die for sure.

After we took it back we chilled for a bit because we couldn't skate it yet so we decided to check out the abandoned chicken factory. It had been fenced off so Bailey tried t scale it but it wasn't happening and then these tw lad came out like "OI!". One of them looked right stoned, it was funny.
Then we called it a day and headed back to Bailey's and jammed on the guitars and made a pirate slag song and listened to Bailey's reggae records. Then Dan tok me home.

Cheers Bailey for letting us stop, it was fun.

Monday, 26 May 2008

SPOT OF THE WEEK!

The winner is....
EASTWOOD RACETRACK!

It was that good we didnt even have time to take a good photo of it so i had to choose one of dan throwing a frisbee, and yeah we played frisbeee.
It was epic, we had a race and made dueling dragon sequences, go to pykett's profile and go on his images to see the photoshop finished of him and dan, jakie and bruce aint got shit on them two.
TO SEE IT CLICK HERE

THANKYO!

Wank holiday monday..

Yoyoyo.. guest blogging today is camera pimp Sir Thomas Pykett
Right.. HXC.. today was a bank holiday i didnt have work.. so josh came round to visit me in the morning .. little nay was already here.. but his concept of time is flawed and instead of spending time to get his skating shoes.. he sat on his fat arse and played EA skate.. so he didnt join us today..
So due to gay-power the trams arnt running to town.. so we bused it.. £3.40 RETURN!!.. wtf..
Never the less (i dress for the occasion) we travel to the town of gun toting hoodlems nottingham..

William met us and we walked up to a BIG WOK.. and then like a magical steed.. ryan accended on us with with his new driving permit and auto-motive travel unit.. (thats a saxo)...

We all had to all jump into the car while we drove down the road.. as a bus was attemping to rape us analy.. so with heart pumping we headed of to Cattle market..

The infamous loading bay.. i was only trying donkey flips all day... but checkers decided to break the laws of pop.. and attemp to hit his head on the roof with some massive pop-shuvs off it.. he also killed a perfect flip in which you kick... of it and it was pritty nice to say the least.. in the meantime ryan decided to smash his trucks up with while will invented a arsenal of new flip tricks..
We then did go to ladybay.. but it was 50 mph gale winds.. like skating the wrong way up a waterfall..
Now theres a but of a 2 hours transfer here between spots.. which envoled mac donalds.. treflips.. a zoo.. a shoot out.. the worlds longest manuel.. 3 pink elephants and phil mitchel.
but the wind was really bad so will.i.am took us to this indoor-ish spot.. in town
Was pritty epic

Now this might not look much but this spot is really good.. the most slide-ist grind box in the world.. a rate load of fun.. now it was just me josh and will.. ryan needs to go and prick stick his truck back together so he can skate again..
everyone starting to kill it..
i took it a bit to far and like started shooting shit so.. we had to we re-code the matrix so i wouldnt get bust by the fuzzly..
Once we got the agents off our case.. we got some filming down..

William the nicest young boy in nottingham.. he a say sorry to people who dont make it on the tram in time.. he says sorry for everyones mistakse.. and he really awesome and helped us film for the video.. on the Trademarked.. "ghetto-ass-double-paint-can Tripod system"
theres loads of shit to think up in the spot in just a matter of using u head..

We also got so really nice arty footage down.. on out new dolly system.. Ty Evans best watch out.. checkers got skills.. im the smart one who suggested the cardboard.. to reduce vibration and give out a less satanic video..
We got some good pan shots down on the mini legde..
Arty Farty for the win..

We where pritty much wankered after a long seshion here.. this is how to get to this spot you actualy have to bend space and time and travel via portals to get inside this mini meca..

So that was it.. im sorry if this blogg only makes 32% sense to you.. you have to know me to understand me ..

Sunday, 25 May 2008

Two cars one session

This is friday and saturday again because i stayed at pyketss on friday and got back at 3 so no time to blogg.
We went to rollersnakes on friday, that was me james bailey and sam.
It was shit weather!

Bailey bought a new set up with some RASTAAA wheels. sam got some new shoes and a deck and james went all the way with MJ.

Remenising about the old days down jacksdale skatepark.

It was pissing it down so we went to seven stars and got abit drunk while we played free pool. This was a crucial shot for james, the white almost went in.

I got a phone call in the day of ben who owns the mini ramp in snenton and he invited us to his flat for a send off for tom siveyer who is going to afghan soon and to watch the funny footage of craig dancing on the mini drunk.
Bailey got the party started!

Ben was on the 1s and 2s.

James and dan stopped fighting for a second to pose for this nice photo of them.

Daisy the ninja cat as killing everyone and gave some hi 5s to dan for anialating the opposition.

Me, james , bailey and pykett walked back to pyketts and robbed some wood on the way for pykett

to make a ledge.

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Saturday was the first day we went skating with both cars. Yes dan has his car and he is a sick driver to be honest.

Pykett embraced the nice weather.

After we warmed up at the park and i neary broke pyketts new camera we drove up to the school to have a sick sesh. we got some good filimg done and this was while watching sam kill a bench down a set.

The two cars wheeeeyyyyyyyy!

Forgot to turn this around but its the boardslide attempt that resulted in the board flying and hitting pykett in the head. Sam was so appologetic bless him.