"I'm too drunk, I'm too stoned and I want to go home" The fine words of our mate Mnogo Matt

Right this blog is over a few days but I've been staying at mates and stuff.

Cant-remember-day.

Pykett got some cereals lump on his hip from bailing on the mini and he actualli fell on it again on a mini ramp today(saturday).

FRIDAY

Fuckin hard to get to when Mapperly Top looks like Calrton, and its fucking wet but don't fear Pykett was near with his caveman tactics.

A shot in the shades and the shot was hot.

Purple is for pussies and he probably has a wide-on.

Yeah ok we keep going here but its sick, big sesh and board saves.

For all you faker haters.

Fake board save fake board save!!!
Then Jim invited us to go watch the new big push round his with him, Bailey, Sam and Matt. Dan didn't come but ti was cool. They spent ages tryin to get some weed and finally did but i dont smoke it cus im not a fuckin' DRUUGGGIIIEEEE.

BANANA SLAP!!! (cick the image to see it full size and look at Matt's face)

If you smoke weed this is how your face will turn out.

"I'm not having a baby"

Zero to Hero and ghetto booty.


SATURDAY

Finally we skated with Sam and Bailey which we hadn't done in yonks so it was bound to be a good day. And we found a new seret spot.

Bailey helped me sweet the gap i wanted to skate.

While everyone else was filming over a mud gap me and James had some fun of our own. James did this, yeeahhh reppin' and...

We played Wasteball (Baseball but for non dickheads)

Me ollie.Thanks Dan, there were other tricks by other people but not putting them up cus you got to wait until the video.

Its James pro model.

And there was a shit load of fun going on today.

Thanks to everyone.

Peace and rice again please.

Marleeeeeennnn!

Saturday and an early sesh was planned but due to the human bodies need for sleep it turned out to be abit later.

I fucked my board so Pykett lent me his old board so now i can wall ride tail block while shooting the shit out of zombies.

"Monobrow fell over bad"

Yeah its Burton upon Gay road systems.

Still reppin'.

Give him a kiss if u see him cus he needs it.

MONO!

MONO CLOSE UP!

The after spending ages trying to get to Morissons and Rollersnakes we went to markeaton park and got some air over some ones bullshit tag. If the rats were coming we'd blatently ollie them with our mega gravity defying powers and shoot them in their cocks.

James got more oxygen than air.

I ollied a deck with abit more pop than needed.

Dan joins the bear fighting crew with Pykett.

Some dickhead skateboarder got his board in the way of Pykett's roller blading.

New Wayfs.

"Me and Marleen went to the Waltz then came home gt settled and watch our programmes"

This wasn't a pose, he was just reversing out of the space.

The grandad in dan is coming out bit by bit.

Song of the day from James' iPod.

Fuck we sang so loud we reached the Taiwan prison Arnie is being held in and broke the chains bounding him and the walls surrounding him and now he is free and owes us his life.

PEACE AND RICE!

Dan Got His Car Working Again!!!

Me, Dan and Nay stopped round Pykett's last night and worked on some sections for the video.
Dan decided to keep me up till 2 by playing the same bit from his section song over and over again cus he couldn't get it right and then I feel asleep and work up in the morning to find out that he had stayed up till 3:30. Dan has a major sleep disorder now and is going n for check ups regulary.
Well and yeah we went skating today too.

Sleeping Beauty with a sticker on his face because Dan got bored around 2:30.

James?

No its Kohen Dan.

On the way to meet Dan after he left we saw that someone had dumped a new Nike SB Tre AD.

Dan we saw Dan in his car s it was working again hurah and we went to this spot again.

Dan got a bad case of Mongo Matt boxers.

Getting out is just as hard as getting in.

Pykett pissed n it because he was biter that he couldn't skate it.

Dan got caveman and stalked down a rooster for dinner. "Me spear bird cave cook eat"

Song of the day from Pyketts iPod. I never knew Aphex Twin was welsh.

"Would you like and ice crizzle bled?"

"Yeah i would like an ice crizzle fo'shizzle"

Relaxing with warm chocolate milk was horrible, mega cases of bloatedness.

Pykett keps going on about the credit crisis, but shits for real. Tesco make you freeze them yourself.

I learnt a new trick with this nob...

...back smiths.

Good Bye until tomorrow where there will be MEGA BLOG!!!