"Bet your mum still makes you wear a helmet" said the thomas to his friends

No Mercy.. Curing the infection one bullet at a time!
Upon the date of one seven which was a blessed Saturday!
Thomas Daniel and Joshua started there Tripping adventure with some XBOXL4D
Split screen aint got shit on me.. but you gotta crack that witch in the face son!
Brekkky is sweet if your a student.. is a pizza town las vagas special
BBQ beef, pork, bacon, onions and mushrooms toped with cheese and sauce!

Naugthy satan child won't bugger off! hes got the mouth of sailor and body of a bumhole..
Fuck Fashions.. handy downs from your 8 year old borther is where it is at!
Obi wana big chin! Laying down some jedi cheese of the shotgun stealing rasssskclart!
20p a hour...
£4.80 a Day...
£1752 a year..
Thats alot of money to place 2 ton of steel in a 6 x 12 spot!

Old Pc RPG.. Cardboard police force is on route.. no bloody wonder crime and anti social activitys are at there peak..
NOT ONE REAL BOBBY ON THE BEAT
SWOOP DA WHOOP!!
IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZZZZZZZZZER
The most epic petrol pumping shot EVER..
it was so amazing pumpingzine!
the weekly fueling magizine instantly employed josh as there number one nobber!
On route! Destination daetswen!
Recent X-men mutent Snaggletooth!
OLD SING ALONG!
X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya

Knock Knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop
and stainless steel
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy

Everyone join in.. your balls have to drop to join our manly voice krew..
To sum it up..
JUST SCREAM ONE LYRIC OF EVER LINE FROM A SONG AND YOU CAN BE COOL!
Magic happens i blinked!
I was nigth and session had happened..
Newstead was dry and i according filmed it all!
Turn my head and this cracker of front five-o slashed over my retina
Iron Palm Grumpy face deflections system!
Turneroid! Rocket shoed me in my stomach!
Winded!
Tom - "Bet your mum makes you wear a helmet"
Josh - "i likks to blow bubblez in me milkk"
The World glithed again.. this board got stuck and we coud move it.. didnt have it saved and we couldnt finish the challenge.
Have to load the game from 3:30 again!
I LOVE KICKING YOU IT YOUR WILLY
YES IT EVERY ENJOYABLE FOR ME!
I ALSO LIKE TO KICK YOU IN YOUR FACE!
I ALSO ENJOY THIS CAUSE IM BUM!
Bet you didnt know ive got this beast!
Mods and Raynox!
Cheap as chips!
Edit to come boys and girls!
Dan was like bruce lee and chuck norris combined!
managed to round house from the mini to the manual pad my face also made contact!
Although it wouldnt effect me cause my power lever is above!
10,000!!!!!!!
Dan again mid spin from that round house!
Joshs power level only reachs about 6 tho!!!
Nigth session!
Shady walls and camera passes... had to figth and gale up there!
All worth it though!
Josh pumping a massive ollie over this bank to mini set we found!
Mc Grimeatron - Spitting lyrical bombs!
Mixtape out 2009!
Told you josh was a mutent shape shifting and shit!
plus some more life lessons where learnt!
Dont level Highbeam on your youll have to learn to jump the car while and pedo security guard touches himself!
I have finished my amazing dolly system!
All designed by me.. fit in a skatebag!
Big rig is where it at!
TY EVANS <3
Modded not shopped the res!
So that was the eventful saterday!
Blogg mayby tomorow aswell.!
Depends is bumhole does it!
Edit soon filming on ! x

I Fucking Hate Badmans They All Fancy Their Mums

Right so Saturday was meant t go really smoothly but we didn't really prepare for it. Sam wasnt awake for years so some of the ISK couldn't get out yet but at Tom's house we woke up about 8 and talked about how fucking rad our dreams were (sounds abit gay but they were about killing so its cool) and played skate but Tom and Dan took it tactile and chanllenged the boundaries of how you can play skate.

Its fucking hard doing this but imagine if ou were playing left 4 dead, Bill and his pills would be the main agenda with a pre pubescent girl with big ass claws on your ass.

Then we went down stairs cus we got bored of trying to sort everything out and had beer and croisants minus the beer cus we hadnt been drinking the night before so it wasnt fitting.

Excessive amounts of butter means more bitches.

Plus the holy grail that is banana milk that will be later used as a christning substitute.

The morning ritual of fighting in the Pykett household.

Then i got christened by reverend Pykett and watched over by my god parent Uncle nobhead Turner. Then we fouhgt some more.

I felt his balls crush on my shin.

It was ok cus hes backas new now and shouting shit as usual.

Then Dan spotted the infeted from the last blog and we crashed into them but ended up in a ditch but Tim flew over and fixed it while in the air.

Picking upJimmy and Bass.

Everybody love Jim.

But newstead has a few Pedos on the loose. Windowshopping is really what its down to in the Pedo world.

System of a down + 5, 18-20 year olds who used to listen to them when they were in secondary school = mega headbang and sing-a-long.

Papa can you heaarrr me?

We went to carlton and skated but dan jim and bass got cold so we shot a few photos while they were getting food and shit.

And we met will down there, front feebs fool

Tried out the flash i was borrowing off my old photography teacher im gonna buy.

Copper dont know i got a photo of one of the badmans, SHAT-AP.

Not really its fructis Tom.

Haha do you go to highschool and play football and wear a jockstrap?

Stretchface-infected-killertron pose.

Raise dem eyebrows. Looks like you've been hanging around with Joan Rivers.

Back smith, i really didnt shoot any other skate photos cus we started filming.

"Fucking Hell"

Then the rest of the ISK got there, Tom W, Lewis Bailey, James, Akko and Sam and Dan, Jim and our mascot Bass joined u again. We strted filming an edit... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UwyZapJxE...but then some badmans came onto the park and started robbing everyone but luckily the camera got away with Tommy Wilson and i had to run cus i had all my camera shit but Pykett didnt realise everyone had ran and started to run, got far but they chased him and smacked him and kicked him in the ribs and robbed his wallet and will got his ipod robbed and other people on the park their ipods and phones n shit.
Akko made the best noise ever when he got hit haha.
Polics did turn up but like 15 mins after.

Mans got a knife innit bled.....TWAT.