So there loads of photos here but still not all of them to explain the weekend events..
So when i finished work on friday at MI5.. yeah they need so people who could actualy shoot..
we busted to arnold to recuit our adobted little brother WILLLIAM GOLDINGG
we got bevved up and went down hucknall tram stop for a good olde time session..
there was a mob of inbred youths.. led by the biggest dickhead nathan adams.. Popo came down and moved them on but didnt dare more ISK members on cause we are straigth UP Uzi does it..
Checkers learnt ollie manule.. which was sick for 12 year of skating.. will just straigth shredded.. i got lazer flip one foot nose wheelie front foot impossiable out but josh wouldnt shoot it cause it was as good as his straigth manule.. then his dick in a rover pop up and forced us to go home.. so when we got even.. i busted on the CREDIT CRUCH deal time and hook us boys up with 3 pizza huts for £15.. thats not pizza actualy buildings with the staff at 80% porfit.. then have some good times.. we sacked up and recharged our batterys.. thus then commences the image redistribution.
So we wake up at 700 hours and its fogged man.. big time ghetto fogs days.. but being a buzzing lot of skateboarders.. we commenced into the silent hill stlye waste..So when i finished work on friday at MI5.. yeah they need so people who could actualy shoot..
we busted to arnold to recuit our adobted little brother WILLLIAM GOLDINGG
we got bevved up and went down hucknall tram stop for a good olde time session..
there was a mob of inbred youths.. led by the biggest dickhead nathan adams.. Popo came down and moved them on but didnt dare more ISK members on cause we are straigth UP Uzi does it..
Checkers learnt ollie manule.. which was sick for 12 year of skating.. will just straigth shredded.. i got lazer flip one foot nose wheelie front foot impossiable out but josh wouldnt shoot it cause it was as good as his straigth manule.. then his dick in a rover pop up and forced us to go home.. so when we got even.. i busted on the CREDIT CRUCH deal time and hook us boys up with 3 pizza huts for £15.. thats not pizza actualy buildings with the staff at 80% porfit.. then have some good times.. we sacked up and recharged our batterys.. thus then commences the image redistribution.
Tesco was the first spot for Cheapo 39p credit crunching bacon.!
Gooood food for the beggining if the day..! william stlying for classic english..
Josh only drinks my mums tea! he was disgusted at this cup.. i opted for a cup of lsd, acid and E's that how a real man should start his session! kids tho druggs are bad.. thats why nathans takes it up the anal passage.!
William Couldn't eat his man fat.. this why i pouring on the pounds.. gotta lick your plate clean at the current cost of food and fuel.. KIDS that note.. if you dont recycle ill kill you!Next spot twat banks
At the twatacus banks.. badz man cant get in cause there is a fortress of solitude around it! I on the other hand.. use the old enegry charge DBZ style pistol finger to gain enterance..
Heres will proclaiming hats dont suit him! hes never stop smilling by the way..! and yeah they do.. not as much as sombera and smoking bullet in his mouth would! but yeah we got a epic session going down here.. good shit ! no lack to perform at his americananana.. stlye spot.. kerbs are rad but step kurbs manual pads are E TO THE PIC!
Josh gets down to the BIZZ and cranks this front 5-0 to fake.. the satan fog had vacated and thus shun the shine!
This mite look at a poor attemt at a front feeble.. but you fail to relise rollergays have already raped a section of this banks.. so it power slides out of anything past a certain point!
EXAMPLE A: Waxium Applyium.
Where one person adds a wax like subtance to a sloped surface.. thus making the spot difficult to skate!
EXAMPLE A: Waxium Applyium.Where one person adds a wax like subtance to a sloped surface.. thus making the spot difficult to skate!
Josh then was like a need to drain my lizzard and bust this spot!!! LETS SHUT THIS DOWN!
Half Cab over zee largest section of the twating banks!
William followed suit.. and Bs fliped the fucker.. I on the other hand opted to not piss my pants and have a wee wee all over the shop 
We had a brief cool down and contemplated the next spot.. i wanted to go to this mecca of a spot.. but i was overrulled.. cause spots which only exsist in my own head are fun for anyone else.. so it was of to ....
HUCKNALLWhen you have a fresh head this park can be your best friend..
Everone killed it.. will destroyed owt in his tank path.. i feeble grind on coping which is from a era when sinking it into the ramp didnt exsist.. and Olde Krooky monster came outta hibernation!
Back Smiz.. Park was empty people must of heard the roaring of our manlyness from miles and all evac'd..I was cranking down litres of enegry drinks which was made me into this machine..
Latter my stomach felt like a ate my own shit!
Frontslidesss Krookeedd Gringss on the Lock, Stock and two smoking penises..
Front side Nosegrinding.. this benchs can sometimes be better than the whole park..
Team Happyhour.. enjoying a session for once 
William get violent when he want you to perform!Smashing my face in for not performingg this rad trick!!
The trick being dropping in this bank to wall with no pop envoled.. Oldskooool!
Everyone had to sit down couldnt take in what had just happened... and how rad the trick was!
We eventualy made it to newstead! Fuckloads of people there!This paris i think.. a hungarian skater.. he was safe and sick.. props for living it up in manz vegas.. i wouldnt be able to!
Note to self.. newstead is a whiteshed of ligth.. reternal protection is needed!
Me and my oldest skating friend Rodney... You not actualy reliesed he doing a pogo 720 front foot flip while talking to ones self¬
Josh and the Manfield people!.. they are all nice bless them.. but not as nice as licking a tree stump made of cocain!
Session time..............
URINE TIMEWill having a Weewee... this is how he prepares himself to DESTROY!
Back Smiz to the Wizz.. !
OLLIE A KERB!!KICKFLIP OF A KERB AND GET THE COVER!
I was happy for him!I had spent a majority of the day flat spoting on legde slides!
Go me!
DONATE TO MY PAYPAL!
Sorry got to asking with the credit crisis and all!
"YO WTF who threw some sedimentary mass which is composed of Calcium Carbonate at me!"
Just these Inbredarains!Jim and Akko and the only who are arnt!
NEW NAME POOSTEAD!
Josh "Dan can you help me some juvilien youths have thrown some calcuim carbonate at me!"Dan "sorry man i gotta wash my hair and do my nails i cant some out for about 5 hours!"
This is proberly why we are single cause we all this like saurons bum hole!
Newstead makes you wanna hydrate around 15 times a second.! William enjoys it tho!He spys a Fronty Krook tho!
THIS FRONT K!
Lovely boy!He knows how to beet the credit crysis!
This is how!15 pence
For a food suppliment!
Buy up now!
Before the end!
I on the other hand can obt for a more stylish and posh beverage!D&B
He we are fucked by 5.. to much happyness for us morbid lot!
We got to the choppa ASAP!
The Chopper being my house!
Threw the woods on our quest to bomb the last massive 3 mile long hill of the day!
We spotted a real saurons bum hole!
at 5:34 we made it back to mothership!
Took how little brother home and later me dan and josh got bevved up again!
Did some imagine bizzness and ate chinese and pizza!
AT THE SAME TIME!
peace and love
