The New Cam

After my recent purchase of a new canon cam we decided to go out and test this mother clicker and see what the little bitch could do. To be honest i was pleased with the results. The day goes as follows...............

After going to meet checks on no fuel at all we decided to park up and hit up good ol' byron banks for a wee sesh, testing the cams super mega shutterspeed abilities and to take some photos that wern't through the eyes of a fish or wide-angled being.

We started out bluntin' and frontin'

But then Checks couldnt resist and put the wangle on, caught this bobby long-arm of a blunt.

We then got this shot, dodging traffic like frogger!

As usual Sods law intervenes and just as Checks was to bust his frogger high score this big orange beaty came and wiped that grin off his face and all onto the floor.

So we finished the byron sesh and headed back to the car to do a Chocolate skateboards catalogue shoot. (Chocolate skateboards does not endorse smoking kids!)

Next port of call was the station and we tried some sequences under the bridge but they were a bit shit really so i did this huge fakie heel to lighten the mood.

My heel was that gnarly that Checks had to do a little man sick.

We then went to the park and Boothbob and Baileybob turned up and i got this shot of the happy miniramp skater.

He then went off the skate the hazardous wasteland but forgot his hazmat suit and consequently burnt to death.

Dont even ask how he managed to get his deck like that. Not that its a long story or anything, he jut put it there and you'd probably be dissapointed if we told you that.

Boothy came back from the dead just so that he could do this superb 5-0 on the gnash-gnarly cornerbox.

Then Nay turned up, but wished he hadn't cause he got beat on by Bailey whilst Jambo did his stretches.

Isn't she beautiful.

Jameses 5-0 wasnt the only gnarly thing that went down on the corner box......

.....Cause Bails taught paige to drop it in.

As is was blogging i got gotten by the Phantom Hair Musher...well i thougth i did, but it was just Bailey.

I just thought this shot was cool.

Later in the day we went to our new summer-spot to do more council work. But Bailey ran off with nay and i managed to get this wildlife, David Attenborough shot of them stalking some pallets.

Pykett he do some shovelling on the gumbo-ground.

Whoever took this shot i have mucho-respecto. I think its mint!

Bailey escaped the cage we put him in. We dont know how but he traversed across the wild rapids too.

So did Pykett but in his own Frogger training level way.

Yeah bitch, im a bad mothershoveller.

Oh yeah Stu and Rob followed us there in Stus car, throwing tuppence and CD's at us. It was like a massive petroleum driven, 6-cylinder game of hide and seek tag.

The sun was setting and it was nearly time to go home but i got this last shot of Jambo before we hopped back into the Roverwaggon and got chased by Stu again.

So we went home. This little guy was already home. His house is on his back. He was a happy little dude and after a lot of umming and aaring about whether to be inside or outside the shell he decided to let me take one shot of him for glamour magazines such as "Hello Snail" and "Slugs, Hoes and Ditches"

Peace out Snailey!