IMAGINE: "Bet your mum still makes you wear a helmet" said the thomas to his friends

No Mercy.. Curing the infection one bullet at a time!
Upon the date of one seven which was a blessed Saturday!
Thomas Daniel and Joshua started there Tripping adventure with some XBOXL4D
Split screen aint got shit on me.. but you gotta crack that witch in the face son!

Brekkky is sweet if your a student.. is a pizza town las vagas special
BBQ beef, pork, bacon, onions and mushrooms toped with cheese and sauce!

Naugthy satan child won't bugger off! hes got the mouth of sailor and body of a bumhole..

Fuck Fashions.. handy downs from your 8 year old borther is where it is at!

Obi wana big chin! Laying down some jedi cheese of the shotgun stealing rasssskclart!

20p a hour...
£4.80 a Day...
£1752 a year..
Thats alot of money to place 2 ton of steel in a 6 x 12 spot!

Old Pc RPG.. Cardboard police force is on route.. no bloody wonder crime and anti social activitys are at there peak..
NOT ONE REAL BOBBY ON THE BEAT

SWOOP DA WHOOP!!
IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZZZZZZZZZER

The most epic petrol pumping shot EVER..
it was so amazing pumpingzine!
the weekly fueling magizine instantly employed josh as there number one nobber!

On route! Destination daetswen!
Recent X-men mutent Snaggletooth!

OLD SING ALONG!
X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya

Knock Knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop
and stainless steel
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy

Everyone join in.. your balls have to drop to join our manly voice krew..
To sum it up..
JUST SCREAM ONE LYRIC OF EVER LINE FROM A SONG AND YOU CAN BE COOL!

Magic happens i blinked!
I was nigth and session had happened..
Newstead was dry and i according filmed it all!
Turn my head and this cracker of front five-o slashed over my retina

Iron Palm Grumpy face deflections system!

Turneroid! Rocket shoed me in my stomach!
Winded!

Tom - "Bet your mum makes you wear a helmet"
Josh - "i likks to blow bubblez in me milkk"

The World glithed again.. this board got stuck and we coud move it.. didnt have it saved and we couldnt finish the challenge.
Have to load the game from 3:30 again!

I LOVE KICKING YOU IT YOUR WILLY
YES IT EVERY ENJOYABLE FOR ME!

I ALSO LIKE TO KICK YOU IN YOUR FACE!
I ALSO ENJOY THIS CAUSE IM BUM!

Bet you didnt know ive got this beast!
Mods and Raynox!
Cheap as chips!
Edit to come boys and girls!

Dan was like bruce lee and chuck norris combined!
managed to round house from the mini to the manual pad my face also made contact!
Although it wouldnt effect me cause my power lever is above!
10,000!!!!!!!

Dan again mid spin from that round house!
Joshs power level only reachs about 6 tho!!!

Nigth session!
Shady walls and camera passes... had to figth and gale up there!

All worth it though!
Josh pumping a massive ollie over this bank to mini set we found!

Mc Grimeatron - Spitting lyrical bombs!
Mixtape out 2009!

Told you josh was a mutent shape shifting and shit!
plus some more life lessons where learnt!
Dont level Highbeam on your youll have to learn to jump the car while and pedo security guard touches himself!